You can never be too tall

I never cease to be amazed by what people choose to wear. Today didn't break the rule. I was sitting on the bus when we stopped to pick up 2 people along side the road. the one woman got on and then I noticed the very tall man getting on after her. the thing was, the man wasn't that tall. The thing was he was wearing 18 inch platform shoe! They were honestly the biggest, tallest shoes I have ever seen on a person, and I have no idea how he could walk in them. It took him so long to put his money in the machine because he was so high up, and when he finally sat down, his feet were so high, they could have just as easily been on the seat if he hadn't been wearing those gigantic shoe. I think the only reason he could keep from falling was that he carried this staff that was completely black and had a black skull on the top of it. Why? Why man in platform shoes? Why must you make walking around Hollywood so much more difficult for yourself? Why must yo staff have a skull on it? How do yo take yourself seriously with 18 inch platform shoes? Why!?!?!? Anyways, he entertained me and astonished me, and for that I thank him.